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[5] viXra:1210.0154 [pdf] submitted on 2012-10-26 10:18:34

Hätte gern I-Mehl = Florentins Homonyme =

Authors: Florentin Smarandache (Autor), Bernd Hutschenreuther ( Übersetzer)
Comments: 16 Pages.

Das Florentin’sche Homonym dreht Homonyme von den Füßen auf den Kopf! Es kehrt Grammatik- und Sprachregeln um, trotzt dabei der Grammatik und liebt Fehler, indem es die Sprache stört, Mehrdeutigkeiten zwischen Wörtern und Bedeutungen (die homonymische Kollision) nutzt, Folgesätze mit zwei oder mehr homonymen Formen, die entweder als separater homonymer Ausdruck oder als eine Reihe von Homonymen gebildet werden, aufstellt, und selbstverständlich den immerwährenden Humor, der wie das Salz in der Suppe wirkt, nicht vergisst!
Category: Linguistics

[4] viXra:1210.0153 [pdf] submitted on 2012-10-26 10:21:51

Send me an e-Male = Florentin’s Homonyms =

Authors: F. Smarandache
Comments: 17 Pages.

A Florentin’s Homonym uses homonyms in an upside-down way!... entangling grammar and language rules, defying orthography… loving mistakes… - employing tongue hindering; - ambiguities of words and senses (homonymic clash); - or sentences with two or more homonymic forms put together - either as separate homonymic phrase, or as a chain of homonyms; - and, of course, the eternal humor which helps as does the salt in the food!
Category: Linguistics

[3] viXra:1210.0151 [pdf] submitted on 2012-10-26 10:33:23

The Dictator Lifts the State of Emergency with a Crane (Florentin's Clichés)

Authors: F. Smarandache
Comments: 21 Pages.

The Florentin's Cliché should be constructed as follows: - Change the figurative language [figure of speech] of a cliché to a literal language; - Or distort the clichés, make them abnormal, deviate their common sense by simple substitutions of words; - Or eliminate some words from a cliché, or switch the verbs between assertion and negation, in order to give the cliché a surprising new significance: - Or consider a chain of (more or less) contradictory clichés and put together with a unitary semantics; - Or juxtapose a cliché with a … (partial or total) contradictory syntagma! And as a whole the Florentin’s Cliché should be bended with humor.
Category: Linguistics

[2] viXra:1210.0150 [pdf] submitted on 2012-10-26 10:35:37

Experimental Paradoxist Linguistics (Florentin's Lexicon)

Authors: F. Smarandache
Comments: 86 Pages.

This volume includes author’s paradoxist experiments in linguistics from a literary point of view. One devises various methods that deviate and alter the classical form of some linguistic expressions. Eleven linguistic categories are presented (Murphy’s laws, the clichés, homonyms, tautologies, proverbs, metagrams, translations, definitions, figures of paradoxism, monorhymes, and abbreviations), which afterwards are respectively turned into their corresponding Florentin’s laws, clichés, homonyms, etc. and exemplified.
Category: Linguistics

[1] viXra:1210.0130 [pdf] submitted on 2012-10-23 10:25:58

Matter and Energy do not Represent Reality

Authors: Jeffrey Joseph Wolynski
Comments: 1 Page.

Matter and energy do not represent reality because they are abstractions, extreme generalizations of the reality we experience.
Category: Linguistics